Track & Earn
Start a session and watch your earnings tick up in real time.
PayPerPoop
You poop. You profit.
Turn bathroom breaks into real numbers. Track time, earnings and stats, unlock achievements — all in a beautiful, playful app.
$0.00paid to the world's workforce for pooping since you opened this page*
Visualize
Beautiful charts, stats and trends. Like a bank, but honest.
Get Rewards
Unlock achievements and climb the corporate ladder.
Play & Progress
Short, one-handed mini-games for while you're busy.
PayPerPoop TV
Now showing:
Paid Leave
The shortest holiday is also the most frequent. A short film from the corporate archives.
Watch all 7 films
● ON AIR
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How it works
- Set your salaryAnnual, monthly or hourly. Your rate is saved privately on your device.
- Start a sessionTap, sit, and let the timer run.
- Watch it countSee in real time how much you're earning while you… work on the other business.
Your time, in numbers.
+$12.40
21Sessions
1h 42mTotal time
$28.56Earnings
Throne compensation calculator
What is your employer paying you to poop?
This year
$0
Don't thank them. They'll never know.
Mini-Games
Eleven quick games designed for the throne. One thumb is enough.
Achievements
Streaks, money milestones, record sittings. Collect them all.
Career Ladder
From Intern to Chief Excrement Officer, one sitting at a time.
Throne Mode
The Arcade
Sit long enough and the arcade opens. The earnings counter keeps running while you play — that's the whole point.
The Executive Vault
Things you didn't know you wanted
Golden thrones. Famous toilets of the world. A Rolex. Every session gets you closer to owning something completely useless.
Careers
The Corporate Ladder
Every promotion is earned one sitting at a time. Nobody has ever been promoted for anything else.
Live Activity & Widgets
Keep an eye on your earnings from the Lock Screen and Home Screen. Discreetly.
Your data stays with you.
All your sessions, stats and photos live on your device. No account, no servers, no tracking, no nonsense. For obvious reasons.
- No account
- No servers
- No tracking
- Face ID lock
Also inside
Suspiciously well made
The Log Book
Photograph your masterpieces. Add a face. Regret nothing.
Credit ratings
Every session is graded from AAA down to JUNK.
Share cards
“I made $18.42 while doing absolutely nothing.”
Today's Bathroom Market
A daily forecast. Mondays are bearish.
Coffee boosts
Science-adjacent buffs for your morning sitting.
Lucky Flush
Spin the Wheel of Flush. Win things of no value.
Grand entrances
Arrive at the stall by Ferrari, helicopter or dragon.
Outfits
Knight. Chef. Viking. Astronaut. All of them a poop.
Screens
Looks like a bank. Isn't.
Now showing
Corporate Training
Seven short films from the PayPerPoop archives. Mandatory viewing. Attendance is tracked. (It isn't.)
Merchandise
The Company Store
Official merchandise. Because nothing says “team player” like a mascot on your chest.
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FAQ
Questions people actually ask
Does PayPerPoop actually pay me?
No. Your employer does. We just do the math they'd rather you didn't.
Why did my 2 a.m. session earn $0.00?
Sessions outside your working hours are off the clock. Nobody is paying you at 2 a.m. That one's on the house.
Where does my data go?
Nowhere. No account, no servers, no tracking, no analytics. Sessions, salary and photos stay on your iPhone.
Photos? Of what?
You know of what. They stay inside the app — never your camera roll, never a server.
Will my boss find out?
The app locks with Face ID. Beyond that, we recommend a neutral facial expression on the way back to your desk.
Is there an Android version?
Not yet. iPhone only, currently in free beta on TestFlight.
Is the Company Store real?
It opens soon. Fill your cart now; it will wait for you, loyal, like a good employee.